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Flavours

New. Hard. Sparkling. Seltzer.

four flavours. One mission.

Imbibe the Summer vibe.

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Watermelon Drip

Watermelon Drip

250ml
31 KCAL
VEGAN
4.4% ABV

Sparkling water, a delightful fizz,  

Watermelon taste with a healthy biz.

Crime Lime

Warning - contains lime cut so fine that it might be a crime

Crime Lime

250ml
77 KCAL
VEGAN
4.4% ABV

This is a sharp drink for sharp people. The lime levels are set to Summer saturation, This drink is so sexy, if it wasn’t a drink it would still be wet.

Mango Slow

Dive deep into Mango Slow And let your worldly inhibitions go

Mango Slow

250ml
77 KCAL
VEGAN
4.4% ABV

The top of all the tropicals Mango knows the score It will chew you up and spit you out And you’ll still come back for more.

Bloody Orange

Rhymes with nothing, goes with everything

Bloody Orange

250ml
77 KCAL
VEGAN
4.4% ABV

More than just a drink, it is a call to arms, a manifesto an ethos and resolution. Our solution to taste-bud pollution.

Starter pack

One pack. Each flavour. No brainer.

Starter pack

Don’t favour just one flavour. Then be someone who chooses all the juices.

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About Mr. Zeltser

Introducing Mr Zeltser…

A legend in his own mind but it is his mind in which we all

live.
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You won't know his thoughts until you swallow his drinks. Like his mind, they
are
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infusions of nebula, meteor, star-dust and dream. Wherever he came from or is going to, he will always be to
both
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me and you, Mr. Zeltser - a bearded bastard, heaven sent to show us the way of Galactical Mixology. Nothing he says makes sense, until nothing else makes sense.

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